1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,039 Cut! 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,199 This time, when you're looking around, 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,199 could you give it a bit more, um, helpless? In the eyes. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,719 I'm sorry. I just can't do this any more. 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,919 Sorry. What was that? That ring? 6 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,239 Could you possibly have failed to tell us you're fucking engaged? 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,719 Why not roll out an entire campaign... 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,239 With the both of you. 9 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,319 I think we should do it. 10 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,519 Do you know who should do her dress? 11 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,879 Bean! 12 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,919 - Bean? - Mr Bean. 13 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,559 Beanie McElroy, bridal wear visionary. 14 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,199 Why so alone? 15 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,999 Like a wedding orphan? 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,559 You haven't heard from Jo. 17 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,799 Then maybe we have, like, 18 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,879 a missing person situation on our hands. 19 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,039 This is just what Jo does. 20 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,999 She, I don't know, appears when you want her the least 21 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,079 and Houdinis when you need her most. 22 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,079 Jo has been a really good friend to you, 23 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,119 and she's dealt with things 24 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,559 that you don't even know are going on. 25 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,639 She's your best friend. 26 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,799 What are you going to do, get married without her? 27 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,079 You and I both need her to come back. 28 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,559 You owe me an apology. 29 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,239 No, you owe me an apology. 30 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,959 One drink. 31 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,039 What would Abe think? 32 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,480 You might be good for Freya... 33 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,679 ...but you're not good for us. 34 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,039 I don't know. 35 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,400 That's why I'm not going to tell him. 36 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,600 Shall I open up the floor? 37 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,759 Yeah? 38 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,999 I'm happy to offer myself 39 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,600 as a neutral third party/therapy puppet. 40 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:33,240 How about we start with a heartfelt apology... 41 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,119 ...from Jo? 42 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,559 Not happening. 43 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,599 - Oh, wow. - Cool. 44 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,999 Yeah. Really glad we're doing this. 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,839 If anyone is apologising here, it's you. 46 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,399 Sorry, does anyone else hear garble? Mic check! 47 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,439 Yeah. 48 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,839 You came into my home, slept with my almost stepson, 49 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,839 lied about it, and then ditched me, all while on shift. 50 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,919 The jury hears this and is very much nodding. 51 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,399 You are not the jury, Ty. 52 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,199 Well, how about I represent the emotional stakeholders, Jo? 53 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,399 OK, fine. I was going to tell you about Levi. 54 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,199 I just didn't know what it was yet. 55 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,240 It's gross. 56 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,320 It's like we shared a genetic toothbrush. 57 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,919 Oh, fucking hell. 58 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,799 Is he... 59 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,159 ...like OK? 60 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,039 I mean, I just kind of feel like maybe 61 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,279 he's better off not being around me at the moment. 62 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,199 Don't use me for closure. 63 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,279 And come and get it yourself. 64 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,759 He's moved in. 65 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,799 Oh! 66 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,279 OK, let's cut to the chase here, shall we? 67 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:30,879 If Freya is to allow you back into her life, right, 68 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,279 how does she know that you're not... 69 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,119 No, how does she know that you're not going to 70 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,719 pull your signature move - 71 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,319 disappearing the minute someone actually needs you? 72 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,719 I don't do that! 73 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,960 Oh, come on. What about our London trip? 74 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,319 Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck, 75 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,079 this is your captain speaking. 76 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,639 On behalf of Toronto Air 77 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,999 we'd like to welcome you to sunny Barbados. 78 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,039 Little jest for you. 79 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,519 We've safely arrived in London, 80 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,840 where the current temperature is a balmy 12 degrees Celsius. 81 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,479 Due to a technical reason, 82 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,319 we need to disembark a wheelchair user from the aircraft first. 83 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,359 You're joking! 84 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,039 Please hold tight as this may take some time. 85 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,679 GROANING 86 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,759 All right, what do you want your dating profile to say? 87 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,879 "Chaotic disabled hottie seeks 88 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,919 "short-term diplomatic relations and some light bondage.?" 89 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,599 No, no, let's ease them in. 90 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:29,519 Um... "Dating a disabled person is like dating a celebrity. 91 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,439 "Strangers always feel entitled to an opinion about my body." 92 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,839 Mm-hm. 93 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,039 "I come with an entourage and I always get VIP parking." 94 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,839 Perfect. If anything, they'll see that you're handy with an analogy. 95 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,119 That is like foreplay in British. 96 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,759 Hey, where is my ride? 97 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,399 Don't you cool cats think that it's a bit dangerous? 98 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,199 Dating strangers in a foreign country? 99 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,639 Dating is the whole point of this trip, Barb. 100 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,319 Jo's going to chronicle the shit out of it 101 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,759 when she starts writing again. 102 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,879 My Horny Disabled Friends by Joanna Garcia. 103 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,919 We'll workshop the title. 104 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,439 And we're also visiting my grandma. 105 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,239 Grandmas, that's more my speed. 106 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,399 Oh, I can't wait to meet her. 107 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,679 I get the sense that she raised you off of, 108 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,759 like, I don't know, 109 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,039 filterless cigarettes and light emotional neglect. 110 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,119 Yeah. She's so mean. 111 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,839 She RSVP'd to my cousin's wedding with 112 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,319 a note that said, "I don't bless mistakes." 113 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,559 I'm serious about the dating, girls. 114 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,919 Maybe you should have a safe word in case things go sideways. 115 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,040 Yeah, I don't hate that. 116 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,160 Aperol spritz. 117 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,279 That's not a safe word. 118 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,319 That's an $18 mistake. 119 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,599 No, seriously, if one of us utters the word, "Aperol spritz," 120 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,239 the other one has to stop whatever they're doing 121 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,079 and then get them the hell out of there. 122 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,399 All right. Aperol spritz it is. 123 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,359 Oh, God, I am so ready for this. 124 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,240 I've honestly never felt sexier. 125 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,799 Do I look like Hannibal Lecter? 126 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,080 Yeah, but sluttier. 127 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,479 What gets you out of bed in the morning? 128 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,719 My PA, um, obviously. 129 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:15,279 And, um, I guess making art that exposes a marginalised perspective. 130 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,639 You? 131 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,080 So have you lived in London long or...? 132 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,559 Well, you know, the gym, 133 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,959 my crypto portfolio. 134 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,599 I want you to feel safe. 135 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,479 Because if it came down to it, I would fight for you. 136 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,319 Annoying the woke mob on Twitter. 137 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,399 What was that last one? 138 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,519 People are just so sensitive these days. 139 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,039 Can I try lifting you? 140 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,760 I want to see if I could carry you on my back out of a fire. 141 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,319 Don't get me wrong, I'm all for diversity. 142 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,280 I just think we've overcorrected. 143 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:56,399 OK, I don't know how this happened, but you are legally a child. 144 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,879 Totally. Yeah. 145 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,360 Um, I'm suddenly desperate for an Aperol spritz! 146 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,800 I've trained. 147 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,919 I'm very comfortable being physical. 148 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,000 Aperol spritz! 149 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,199 HE BELCHES Aperol spritz! 150 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,919 I've never felt unsexier. 151 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,400 Maybe you just need to hunt in the wild. 152 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,160 FOOTBALL CROWD NOISE 153 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,479 Oh, my God. 154 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,239 OK, absolutely not. 155 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,239 Come on, Jo, don't be Smurfist. 156 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,959 Freya, they're football fans. 157 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,600 And I think they're French. 158 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,119 Hi! 159 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,640 Wheel Smurfette! 160 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,719 Yeah, that's right. 161 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,400 The one they don't put on lunchboxes. 162 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,559 You can still, um, how you say, 163 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,319 do the sex, no? 164 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,360 Jesus... 165 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,520 You can feel that? 166 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,080 Am I going to fuck a Smurf? 167 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,799 He called me "Wheel Smurfette." 168 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,839 He did. 169 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,919 I still fucked him. 170 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,079 You did. 171 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,960 And I had to sleep by the ice machine. 172 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,400 I'm stuck to the bed. 173 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,479 OK. 174 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,520 Oh... 175 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,599 Holy shit! 176 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,439 I look like I got railed by a blueberry. 177 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,599 Or jerked off a crayon. 178 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,639 Damn. 179 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,759 Hey, I'm gonna head to oldies home. 180 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,799 You still up for it? 181 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,279 Oh, can we do another time? I'm hanging. 182 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,679 I just don't want to leave it too late. 183 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,919 My stomach is doing crimes, and I feel radioactive with shame. 184 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,959 Yeah. 185 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,600 I thought the UK would be better, you know? 186 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,039 What if it's not me being disabled, 187 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,639 what if it's just my shit personality? 188 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,479 Your personality is your best asset. 189 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,199 After your tits. 190 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,000 Hey, you're wildly lovable. 191 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,999 What if I end up alone? 192 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,199 You won't. 193 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,360 We'll always have each other. 194 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,319 I really do want to come with you. 195 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,920 It's your origin story. 196 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,559 I just feel awful. 197 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,279 Come on, Freya, please. 198 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,360 - Oh... - Please? 199 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,080 Next time? 200 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,559 OK. 201 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,399 Yeah, fine. Um... 202 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,799 Just stay in bed. 203 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,839 OK. 204 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:43,279 Tell your grandma I'll win her over with my incredible personality. 205 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,200 - And my tits. - Yeah, OK. 206 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,560 - I'll see you at her local later, yeah? - Uh-huh. 207 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,399 I did everything you asked. 208 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,039 Every weird plan you made. 209 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,199 All I wanted to do that trip was visit my grandma, 210 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,279 and then you bailed. 211 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,799 You never said that bothered you. 212 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,279 It should be obvious. 213 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,719 Oh, I'm sorry. My telepathy was down again. 214 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,359 Oh, there was a sorry in there, Jo. 215 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,279 How about you? Ready for the big one? 216 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,279 You never get when things really matter to me. 217 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,120 Because your needs always come first. 218 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,559 I didn't know you felt that way. 219 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,079 And if I'd known, I would have dropped everything and come. 220 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,279 Blue paint and all. 221 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,319 I didn't want to make you. 222 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,840 I want you to want to. 223 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,760 That felt like a moment to me. 224 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,320 Did we all feel that shift? 225 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,040 Maybe it was just me. 226 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,680 Right. Tie one. 227 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,800 Very romantic. 228 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,799 Tie two... 229 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,559 Tax lawyer on ketamine. 230 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,640 Tie three... 231 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,519 That's just a very long tie. 232 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,879 PHONE DINGS 233 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,399 Honestly, I think just go shirtless. 234 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,679 Wrap the tie around your head. 235 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,720 It's a massive power move. 236 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,199 Yeah. 237 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,239 Ty's in position. 238 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,959 Yeah, but which one? Which one did you pick? 239 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,039 No, that was Ty. 240 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,999 She says Freya's on track for half past. 241 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,319 Right, yeah. 242 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,759 OK, I do just want to make sure that you are aware 243 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,199 how unhinged it is that you're rebooting your engagement 244 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,279 as some sort of, like, deranged Groundhog Day thing. 245 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,319 No, I'm not. 246 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,999 Freya never got the proposal she really wanted, you know? 247 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,719 The Olivias think that this will really boost engagement. 248 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,439 Ah, yes, the Livs. 249 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,559 Your girlboss Privy Council. 250 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,400 Oh, stop! Don't you push me, boy! 251 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,359 Hey, guys. Listen, I'm just trying to keep things moving. 252 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,880 Yeah, we've only got an hour, so... 253 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,199 Why? It's not like I have anywhere else to be. 254 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,599 Yeah, no... I just think Abe might get a bit suspicious 255 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,319 if your, "art meeting" goes on too long. 256 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,359 Oh, hell, no. 257 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:56,479 We wouldn't want Abe getting suspicious, now, would we? 258 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,000 Ty, can you get me some wine, please? 259 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,479 Sure. 260 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,199 Me, too. A large. 261 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,240 Should I? 262 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,839 No, look, I'm just... I'm really... 263 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,359 I'm just doing this to boost Freya's art career, that's all. 264 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,799 OK. 265 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,839 Well, if I were her, 266 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,759 I would find it quite odd that you're rewriting 267 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,599 your big moment together for the sake of social media. 268 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,079 What? No. That's it. 269 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,999 We never had a big moment. 270 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,359 - OK. - Right? 271 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,719 You remember? She said... 272 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,359 Well, you weren't there, but she said, 273 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,759 "Shall I start wearing the ring?" 274 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,799 And I said, "Yes, if it means we're engaged." 275 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,120 And she said, "All right then." 276 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,799 And now you want the Spielberg cut. 277 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,839 Well, I... 278 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,279 The Livs feel that the public really want to see 279 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,999 the surprise on Freya's face. 280 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,319 It's not... I don't... 281 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,360 It'll be chill. 282 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,879 OK. 283 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,080 Well, good luck with it. 284 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,759 Wait! Where the hell do you think you're going? 285 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,479 You're filming it, boy. 286 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,600 What?! 287 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,160 PHONES BUZZES 288 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,719 You know what my grandma meant to me. 289 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,399 Still with the grandma... 290 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,879 She might have been a mean old bitch, Freya, 291 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,599 but she fucking raised me. 292 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,040 Yeah, I know she did. 293 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,400 She died. 294 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,959 That day you didn't come with me because you were too hungover, 295 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,439 I had to go there alone and find out that she was dead. 296 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,999 What? 297 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,959 Yeah. Apparently some second cousin had tried to call me, 298 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,320 but my number had changed. 299 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,359 She'd been dead for a month, 300 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,119 and I didn't fucking know about it. 301 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,160 Goddamn it. 302 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,839 I didn't even get to say goodbye. 303 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,240 And I had to find out alone that she'd gone. 304 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,519 Hi. Gin and tonic, double please. 305 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,559 Oh, sorry. 306 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,159 No, by all means, you just jump in. 307 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,799 I've only been waiting here since the fall of the Soviet Union. 308 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,519 OK, I'm sure he can multi-task. 309 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,920 Quite an art, you know, to the tradition of queuing. 310 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,439 One of the few British traditions 311 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,599 that doesn't involve sauces or colonising something. 312 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,639 You don't really just jump on in just because you're attractive. 313 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,519 Oh, that's really sweet, but I'm really not that interested. 314 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,239 That's not me flirting, I can promise you that. 315 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,359 Oh, wow. Negging and pedantic, that's really cool. 316 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,239 Oh-ho-ho! No, I just mean I'm on a date 317 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,159 already with a rather lovely someone. 318 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,759 No offence. You're not really my type. 319 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,959 No accounting for taste. 320 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,319 Thank you. 321 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,119 I, um, wish your poor date good luck. 322 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,159 Oh, poor date, good luck. 323 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,200 Oh, fuck you, too. 324 00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,719 Oh, my God, hi! 325 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,599 Hi. I'm glad to see you've rejoined the flesh-toned. 326 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,439 I've just had the fucking worst... 327 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,199 Uh, I'm sorry, can we help you? 328 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,879 No, Jo, this is Abe. 329 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,599 Abe, this is my best friend. 330 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,639 Are you kidding? 331 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,359 Sit. Proper introductions. 332 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,999 Oh, no. We've, uh... We've met. 333 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,120 OK, Aperol spritz. 334 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,319 Wait, what? 335 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,200 Seriously, Freya. Aperol spritz. 336 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,239 No, I'm good. 337 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,639 I mean, Abe got me a stout, 338 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,839 which is actually delicious. 339 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:31,559 OK, but I want an Aperol spritz. 340 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,920 Then... order one? 341 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,079 She seems fun. 342 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,599 Sorry. She's protective. 343 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,079 Yeah, I got that. 344 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,959 She's seen some real shockers lately. 345 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,439 In fact, you're too normal. Suspicious. 346 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,079 Ah, yes. Well, I'm a lot of things. 347 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,039 I'm not sure about normal. 348 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,200 I'm separated. Got a kid. Mild IBS. 349 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,279 - Cried in four separate Ikeas. - No idea why. 350 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,999 Don't have an ex you're holding hostage in a bunker somewhere? 351 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,719 Uh, just emotionally. 352 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,959 We should do this again. 353 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,000 Properly, you know. 354 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,119 You like tapas? 355 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,759 Oh, I... I'd love to. Really. 356 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,480 I'm just heading home in two days. 357 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,879 I believe they have phones in Canada. 358 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,079 OK, but I don't know when I'll be back. 359 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,599 - I can fly. - Well, it's a long way to come. 360 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,400 I'm partial to in-flight entertainment. 361 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,240 I'm disabled. 362 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,200 You're brilliant. 363 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,760 She's gone? 364 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,479 What the fuck? 365 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,599 Why didn't you tell me? 366 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,999 I said Aperol spritz. 367 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,559 Aperol spritz is not code for, 368 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,319 "Help me, my grandma's fucking croaked," Jo. 369 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,640 If I'd known, I would have dropped everything. 370 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,959 But then you wouldn't have gotten to know Abe. 371 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,919 And now... 372 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,120 ...now you're marrying him. 373 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,240 Yeah, I am. 374 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,559 Mm. It felt a bit smaller in their pitch. 375 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,879 Are we 100% on the suits? 376 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,559 I feel like we look like a father and son ventriloquist duo. 377 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,919 It does feel a bit magician-forward. 378 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,039 All right, let's go for one. 379 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,719 Get it in your bodies, yes? 380 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,999 So, Abe's here, Levi, ready. 381 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,240 Oh, yeah. OK. 382 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,679 And... 383 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,720 Action. 384 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,719 Freya... 385 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,000 Say it to me, say it to camera, darling. 386 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,999 - To know you is to love you. - Yeah, chin down. 387 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,519 Light's jumping off the jaw like a disco ball, honey. 388 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,239 OK? 389 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,719 Lovely. 390 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,519 - Up. - I... - Yeah, thank you. 391 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,759 I have a lifetime to get to grow... 392 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,039 ...grow more to love you... gr... 393 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,319 To learn, to learn to grow, to love... 394 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,479 To get to, to grow to love you... 395 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,999 ...to more to... Ah, that's not right. 396 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,599 - OK... - And down on one knee. - Right. 397 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,639 What? Huh? 398 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,679 No, I was going to stand. 399 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,959 You have to go down on one knee. Yeah. 400 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,079 - It has to scream effort. - Mm. - It's a proposal. 401 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,439 Romantic. 402 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,479 Down you pop. 403 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,919 Just drop, please. 404 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,960 Thank you. 405 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,919 Um... Line? 406 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,919 What, you need a cue card to tell your fiancee that you love her? 407 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,639 No. I just... No! 408 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,599 That's... Exactly. 409 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,640 So, OK... 410 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,839 We are already engaged, right? 411 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,999 I kind of feel any reaction we're going to get from Freya 412 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,919 at this point is just 90% confusion. 413 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,159 All right, well, confusion still reads as surprise, doesn't it, Abe? 414 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,919 Yeah. And look, it is very powerful to show someone 415 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,999 - make a big public declaration of love. - Yeah. 416 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,079 Our audience - especially the disabled viewers - 417 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,759 they're going to feel so seen by this. 418 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,239 - Yeah. - Wait, has anybody else clocked that the statue is a memorial 419 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,719 for four people that died in an industrial incident? 420 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,239 Oh, my God, Jesus Christ. Here she comes. 421 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,639 OK, positions, places! Positions, everyone! 422 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,599 Oh, cue joggers. Cue the joggers. 423 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,359 Just Say Yes by Snow Patrol 424 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,359 ♪ Please save my life 425 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,559 ♪ Just say yes 426 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,760 ♪ Just say there's nothing holding you back 427 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,999 ♪ It's not a test 428 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,960 ♪ No trick of the mind, only love... ♪ 429 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,119 No. No, guys! No, no, stop, stop, guys! 430 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,040 Stop! Who is that? 431 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,079 Oh, yeah. 432 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,759 The years have really taken a toll on Freya, haven't they? 433 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:48,359 - Oh, my God! - Raymond! -I got scared. - That's not her, Raymond! 434 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,159 - Right, reset. - Come on, guys. 435 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,200 You're going to have to rebuy that yourself. 436 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,039 PHONE BEEPS 437 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,719 I'm happy for you. I really... I really am. 438 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,679 You have him and a safety net. 439 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,519 I'm just... I'm just trying to get my shit together 440 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,199 and figure out what the fuck I want to do with my life. 441 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,439 What about writing? That was always the plan, and you're so good. 442 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,839 I can't just sit around and write. Some of us actually have to work, 443 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:19,079 - Freya. - Dude, I live on a financial settlement from breaking my neck. 444 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,440 Exactly. Can't all be so lucky. 445 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,800 Hmm. 446 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,519 Look, if we're going to do this friendship, 447 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,080 you've got to get better at telling me how you feel. 448 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,840 OK. 449 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,800 But you have to be a little less selfish. 450 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,680 Deal. 451 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,919 - Do you want to get another round? - No more rounds! 452 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,919 We're going - now, right now. Ha-ha! Brilliant, 453 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,159 brilliant work, guys. Really love friendship. 454 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,599 I'm so pleased for you guys. 455 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,639 We're off, we're off. 456 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,999 Do you think tiger...? 457 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:08,319 Hey, Jo. Jo. The park's really boring. 458 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,839 You don't want to go anywhere else, do you? 459 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,319 - No. - Well, it's just where we're headed, 460 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,799 - it's very Freya-specific. - I'm pretty Freya-adjacent, so... 461 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,319 OK. Why are we going through the park? 462 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,319 Well, it's very scenic. It's also very flat, 463 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,319 Jo, you'll absolutely hate it. I honestly think you should 464 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,359 - definitely... - OK. 465 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,359 What's going on, Ty? You've been acting weird all day, 466 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,559 - even for you. - Nothing! Nothing. 467 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,359 You've had a big day, and nature can help you decompress. 468 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,520 Mm-hm. Right. 469 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,440 - What the fuck? - Surprise! 470 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,999 Cue the proposal. 471 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:51,159 Oh, shit. To know you is to love you. I... 472 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,839 No... 473 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,399 What is this? And why are the Olivias here? 474 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,639 And why do you two look like a father-son ventriloquist act? 475 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,999 - I told you, mate. - Why is she here? 476 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,239 You're proposing? 477 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,719 But we're already engaged. 478 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,119 - Fucking two for two! - Yes. Again. Sorry. 479 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,319 - Why is she here? - OK, stop deflecting with Jo. 480 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,799 She's the least-weird thing about... all of this. 481 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,159 It's just... it's... they made me do it. It's just part of 482 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,519 the whole wedding campaign, 483 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:29,040 you know, you're supposed to have your big surprise... 484 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,119 - I kind of hate it. - Oh, good. OK, great. 485 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,119 She kind of hates it. 486 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,119 I kind of hate it, too. 487 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,879 I also kind of hate how I seem 488 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,839 to be out here lately making steps towards our future, 489 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,519 and you're just right back to unpicking everything. 490 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,679 So, last time, why is she here? 491 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,279 Abe, if I'm in this, she is, too. 492 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,159 No, this is about... we're getting 493 00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,079 married - you and I. 494 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,959 I want to marry YOU. 495 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,920 - - That's nice, that's very nice. - Of course. 496 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,080 - And Jo? - I don't want to marry Jo. 497 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,399 Thank God. 498 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,119 Are you going to say yes, or what? 499 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,999 Yes, I accept your proposal... again! 500 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,319 Oh, my God, it's better than the plan! 501 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,719 It's real, it is raw, it is clickable. 502 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,919 Right, cue joggers, cue Snow Patrol, cue Levi. 503 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,719 Erm... 504 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,919 Oh... 505 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000 SHE GASPS 506 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,920 ♪ Just say there's nothing holding you back 507 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,199 ♪ It's not a test 508 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,279 ♪ Nor a trick of the light, only love... ♪ 509 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,240 I kind of love it. 510 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,160 ♪ It's so simple, and you know it is, you know it is 511 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,759 ♪ We can't be to and fro like this 512 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,639 ♪ All our lives... ♪ 513 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,879 Should somebody tell them to stop? 514 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,600 Well, I think it's probably polite to let them finish, eh? 515 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,519 ♪ What do I have to say to you? 516 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,639 ♪ For God's sake, dear 517 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,119 ♪ For God's sake, dear... ♪ 518 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,839 - Hi. - Hi. 519 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,719 ♪ For God's sake, dear 520 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,839 ♪ Just say yes 521 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:02,080 ♪ Just say there's nothing holding you back 522 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,919 ♪ It's not a test 523 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:11,240 ♪ Nor a trick of the mind, only love 524 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,479 ♪ Just say yes 525 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:20,320 ♪ Just say there's nothing holding you back 526 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,320 ♪ It's not a test... ♪